a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s:
"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."
We’ve received your message.
Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????
THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
sam’s not gonna make it to that law school interview is he
What if the series ends with Sam in an office having just finished explaining to the Dean of Admissions why he is 10 years late for his interview.
And Dean and Cas are peering in through the window giving a thumbs up ready to corroborate his story.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins